Bitch On TV

Dear lord. What has this show become? Over the years, American Idol has pulled some pretty crazy shit. Letting Ruben and Fantasia win, kicking off Chris Daughtry and Jennifer Hudson, and letting Paula critique performances that haven’t happened yet. But nothing, nothing, has prepared up for this. They actually let Bikini Girl stay in the competition past the first audition.

Bikini Girl. Ever since that little tramp first appeared on our screens, she’s been the buzz. Why, may you ask? Because she’s a slut. No seriously. This chick defines the word. Who else would ever show up for a national TV show in a fucking bikini? Bikini Girl. Who else would try futilely to make out with Ryan Seacrest? Bikini Girl. Who else would “accidentally” cause a nip slip? Bikini Girl.

After seeing all the racy pics of her pre-Idol slut career, my theory is confirmed. To top if off, Bikini Girl claims to have been approached by Playboy. I’m calling bullshit. I’m expecting a statement from Playboy any day saying that she’s lying. And the fact that she’s considering not doing Playboy because “she doesn’t want to start out her career by being known for her body” or whatever. Say what? Honey, this is your career. This is all you’re going to do. Take the money and run. You will never be anything.

In five years time, you’re going to be a has-been who is still counting down your 15 minutes. In fact, I’ll do you a favor and print out some fliers for your budding business:

 Fucking whore.

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