Feb 11 2009
Dancing with the Stars: A D-list Rant
Dancing with the Stars, you disgust me.
I hate how you parade D-list celebrities and pretend they’re movie stars.
I hate how you attract tweens and old ladies who don’t know any better.
I hate how you take ratings away from good shows like How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, and Chuck.
I hate your icecapades outfits that some “costume designer” bedazzled with her nieces as a craft project.
I hate Samantha Harris and her fucking baratone voice.
I hate all the judges. All of them.
I hate the stunt casting. A chick with one leg, a deaf chick, an old lady, etc. People only watch to see them fuck up.
I hate when you cast football players and make constant puns about their footwork.
I hate when you give high scores because of someone’s positive attitude.
I hate that motherfucking trophy most of all.
Die a slow, painful death, Dancing with the Stars.
Ha ha, I’m an old lady who doesn’t know any better! Although I did start getting tired of it last season, it is still my favorite guilty pleasure. What’s not to like about sequins!